Edacious, Bloviate Wiseacre

Edacious - adjective - devouring or craving food in great quantities; "edacious vultures"; "a rapacious appetite"; "ravenous as wolves"; "voracious sharks"

Bloviate - verb - orate verbosely and windily

Wiseacre - noun - an upstart who makes conceited, sardonic, insolent comments

These were recent "word of the day" subjects. Upon reading them, common consensus was that they fit me fairly well.

At least I'm not dull.