Evil Overlord List

Here's the link to the evil overlord list - things to do (and not to do) when I become an evil overlord: http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

A friend (Gary) forwarded this to me in response to my email of Universal Laws. It's good enough that I thought it deserved it's own post, so that I could find it again if needed.